EUrophobe
Wednesday, January 19, 2005
 
Please give freely, unless you're British
"I hate ingratitude more in a man
than lying, vainness, babbling, drunkenness,
or any taint of vice whose strong corruption
inhabits our frail blood."


We received two emails in our inbox today; one advertising the Belgian Red Cross blood donation stand in the Parliament today. The other reminded us that, as British nationals, we are barred from giving blood due to the BSE crisis.

I suspect they're using BSE as an excuse to cover up the fact that British blood is simply far too strong for your average European to handle.

Comments:
If blood banks were opened 24 hours then pints could be extracted steadily instead of everyone rushing into the street at the same time.
 
Is BSE seriously an issue, I was not aware of this.

However I have another theory for why Europeans would not accept British Blood.

As the EU has already bled us dry, they know that we have none of the red stuff left to give.
 
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